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Comments on: HP offers gov half-price printers

That much! 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 08:59 GMT

Stop

Half price printers, we get scammed again!

Manufacturers will GIVE away printers if they think you are going to buy the toners & inks off them.

Unless of course they have done a deal with Cartridge world as well....

Bet the ink/toner cartridges are full price though. 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:01 GMT

Stop

Because that's obviously where the profit is. Seriously, are half-price printer offers really news?

On related news: Toner cartridges for the government doubled in price 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:03 GMT

Jobs Halo

Since that is the HP's (and printer mfg's in general) businessmodel.

But.... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:09 GMT

Happy

.... does the half-pricing extend to the cartridges and servicing, the bit where HP make the money?

mmm 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 09:18 GMT

(Written by Reg staff.)

Hey, Jolyon, if a commenter comments as to the newsworthiness of a news that isn't really news according to the commenter, does it make a tree fall in the woods?

Gotta scoot, this one hand won't clap itself.

@ mmm 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 11:15 GMT

Thumb Up

Or to put it another way

If a man makes a comment and there isn't a woman around to read it - is he still wrong?

@Sarah 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 11:59 GMT

Happy

Well, at least this is IT related. How are the ice caps doing today by the way?

Jolyon

never mind the printers... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 12:08 GMT

...feel the software. This government really do have the knack of picking complete shite for their IT infrastructure. I bought an HP printer last year. Nice printer, unusable software and incompetent support personnel. I ended up installing some open source stuff to actually drive the printer...

Recycling etc 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:11 GMT

Bearing in mind our govt's self-proclaimed green credentials, can it be confirmed that these printers will both have their cartridges recycled and will run on recycled cartridges?

A few months ago, HP would not have anything to do with recycled cartridges at all, even though at least 1 firm (Danwood) does it.

@Recycling 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 13:54 GMT

Oh yes, because thanks to HPs cartridge recycling program (Can't be arsed to dig up a link to their self congratulatory bullshit of a press release). HP cartridges are now shredded and the plastic is made into brand new HP cartridges.

Wow! Totally Green HP. Totally Green. Is the shredder run by a wind turbine?

a clap in the woods.. 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 14:27 GMT

Coat

Sorry, lost my glasses..

someone got the clap in the woods just before a tree fell with no woman around!

my my

must print off another pair of glasses - need it to cut the little holes out!

it's Monday and we're talking about printers!!!

mines the Green One with the Wind Turbine in the back pocket!

Handy... 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 14:41 GMT

Black Helicopters

...for printing TOP SECRET reports so you can leave them on the train.

Doh!

One-handed clap 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 14:47 GMT

Happy

Ah, sweet Sarah. I've been able to do a one-handed clap for years; and yes, I can do it in public without embarassment.

refilled carts 

Posted Monday 18th August 2008 15:00 GMT

Having spent the last 15 years or so working as printer engineer i can honestly say that ALL refilled cartridges, be they ink or toner, are utter, utter shite. Fit for the kids to waste on pointless print jobs is about all refills are good for. Having seen the mess refills make of other folks machines, i have never and will never put them in my own machines. HP's recycling approach might not be the greenest around, but at least i know that when i buy genuine products they won't piss ink / toner everywhere, run out prematurely and will give a good, long lasting print quality.