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Comments on: RIM issues patch for serious BlackBerry flaw

I wish... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 08:40 GMT

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...they'd release an update that stops their pissant trackball from falling out.

I wish 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 09:27 GMT

Paris Hilton

I didn't have a Blackberry ...sigh...

Paris: She knows about the perils of mobile security.

Does it provide a fix for the problem 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 10:03 GMT

with Chinese honeytraps?

It provides a fix 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 10:27 GMT

Go

Their support section provides a patchy fix thing, but doesn't tell Joe Public how to apply the fix to their BES. 10/10 for ease of use. I choose Go, because you definitely don't with RIM's patches!

I wish... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 10:35 GMT

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...I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked girl, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala...

Re: I wish... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 10:59 GMT

(Written by Reg staff.)

I wish I had a brand new car. So far I got this hatchback, and everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at.

Etc.

Re: I wish 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 11:55 GMT

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"I wish I was a brazierre, I'd spend my lifetime thrust!"

or

"I wish I was a saddle, on a big fat lady's bike!"

I wish I didn't listen so much Ivor Biggun!

Sly 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 13:15 GMT

Black Helicopters

Nothing to do with http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/02/rim_blackberry_india_intercept/ then?

Re: I wish 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 13:37 GMT

Happy

"I wish you were dead,

I wish you were.

When all I have is you,

Inside my head,

You're in my head,

And it would be much easier if you were dead,

I wish you were dead,

I wish you were.

I'll forget that I ever let you in,

And I'll pretend that,this isn't happening"

I wish... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 14:00 GMT

Stop

...I'd never posted a comment with the title "I wish..."

Oh shit I've done it again

@phil hare 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 14:41 GMT

Pirate

please... stop saying 'it'.... oh damn, now i've done it !!!

oh, i've said it again........

Ni

@Seanie Ryan 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 15:42 GMT

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I'll stop saying 'it' if you bring me...

...a shrubbery!

brave sir robin, bravely ran away away 

Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 16:48 GMT

IT Angle

> i never did !!

well, for once the comments on a story provide ample entertainment for an afternoon! Shows how serious we consider the Blackberrys???

Must be something in the water today... pity its not friday

i'm off to get cracking on the gardening for phil