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Comments on: VMware and Dell on the road to India

Here's another idea to help Dell save a few pennies, in the name of share holder equity 

Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 02:56 GMT

Coat

When marketing your wares around the world, don't bother with the expense of using local actors... Just use the folks and native language of your biggest market. You'll save millions of (what ever currency you're using to measure your success) by shooting the commercials once and then just inserting subtitles. Oh and don't bother with local actor voice overs... they're so patronizing...

Does anybody know what the translation for "Wang! you're getting a Dell" in Mandarin?

Mine's the one with the big target on the back...

Who gives a Sh*t 

Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 19:00 GMT

Black Helicopters

Soon the US will be cheaper than india or will be bombed by them in the quest to stop any WMD's hitting india, as USA will be a tech backwater.

Looking forward to it now!