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International tradewinds fill Symantec's Q3 sails

24 Jan 2008 00:08

Time to rename it 'Symaunteuc?'

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By James O'Brien
Posted Thursday 24th January 2008 18:34 GMT
Joke

Symantecs Norton division has released a new patch which will either:

a) Cause you to be unable to do anything on your system prompting a nuke and pave

or

b) Be singularly unable to detect and/or properly remove threats as they are found

</em sighs I rememebr when Norton used to be good>

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