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27 Jun 2007 17:49

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Hmmm... 

By Berthold Barth
Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 18:41 GMT

.. I wonder which search engine they will use to find these dealers. I also wonder what the day will be called when google decides to change their motto from "don't be evil" to "do be evil". My money is on "armageddon" and all those cultists will laugh at our face, screaming "We told you the bible shouldn't be taken literally, we did. You jested Adam and Eve's children must have had sex with one another in order for the world to be populated. But the shoe is on the other head now!" just before they puff away in a whisk of smoke leaving us here to melt in the fiery furnace that will be the google server room.... Google Earth indeed...

Nickelodeon. 

By Geoff Johnson
Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 18:49 GMT

Looks like a Spongebob Squarepants server.

Didn't even know they existed until now.

And how much 

By TS
Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 19:13 GMT

How much did they pay for this ad?

500,000 searchs? 

By Dillon Pyron
Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 19:44 GMT

Wow, I hope they at least kiss me afterwards.

500,000 searchs? 

By ben edwards
Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 20:55 GMT

Not 500k searches, 500k documents kept in the searchable index

One problem with Google search appliances: 

By Tom Peach
Posted Thursday 28th June 2007 09:51 GMT

They're crap

Google algorithm's work well in a chaotic environment like the Internet but in a reasonably structured env like a corporate intranet they fail dismally.

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