It CANNA do it, captain.They DON'T have the POWER!
... we've enough trouble with Regin as it is
Former CEO has political ambitions again, according to Washington DC sources
HP says fiscal '15 will be flat. Fiscal '16? Not prepared to say
Cuckoo clocks and cheese no match for iThings
Even their losses are levelling off. You listening, NetApp?
Unstoppable reseller juggernaut Softcat has smashed through the £500m sales barrier in the most recent fiscal year ended July, meaning it has grown for the past 36 straight quarters.
Around £219m in IT investments in the much-maligned Universal Credit programme may be written off, a National Audit Office report has revealed today.
Worstall on Wednesday Um, NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
FYI this isn't just going to target Windows, Linux and OS X fans
Market-watcher IDC has bad news for makers of tablets and two-in-one typoslabs like Microsoft's Surface: sales of the former are going to slow markedly and punters are avoiding the latter due to Windows 8.
HP performed about as well as the analysts expected for the fourth quarter of its fiscal 2014, which is to say it was another difficult quarter that put the cap on what has been a trying year for the tarnished tech titan.
But flaky PSN demand and slowing carrier biz didn't help
Big Blue moves to avoid potential calamity
Analysis Plus: Is storage firm REALLY shopping itself...
Make ex-Google mobe firm a success
CEO DeNuccio: Concerto will have their ears
Turnover slips ... but hey, revenue is vanity. Profit's up
Private equity firm likely to be eyeing ACS's margins
Important payments were processed manually
Could SDN alignments be a subtle 'trust us, we're open' move?
UPGRADE NOW to fix vuln found in all previous versions
NSA fingered as likely source of complex malware family
Auditors very interested in what happened in 2004 to 2009
Insight and Phoenix IT grab Lot 2 spot of £1.2bn procurement rig
Industry vet poached for enterprise solutions biz
Doing business in the cloud is more secure than owning your own data centre, Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude has claimed.
Exclusive Oracle is rumoured to be closing all its European support centres with less than 100 staff - a move that could affect hundreds of employees.
The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has identified "technical and security vulnerabilities" in its £284.9m central benefits payment system - responsible for underpinning the much-maligned Universal Credit programme and processing 13 million payments each week, The Register can reveal.
RBS, Natwest and Ulster Bank have today been hit with a £56m fine from regulators for their IT meltdowns in 2012.
VMware spin-off? Let the shareholders decide
Tandberg and Sphere3D deals offer hope after 18 bad ones
Declining revenues becoming a common theme
Plus: Will NASA return to the fold?
Linux-type vibe is great, though
Better analytics needed in the survival stakes. No, REALLY
- Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland
- Why did it take antivirus giants YEARS to drill into super-scary Regin? Symantec responds...
- IDC: iPad sales CRASH incoming ... Win 8 killing 2-in-1 typoslabs
- Forget Hillary, HP's ex CARLY FIORINA 'wants to be next US Prez'
- Universal Credit CRISIS: Up to £200m in IT spend WASTED – NAO
No, silly... he was the fall guy for years of Finnish folly
Life after Dell sale
XiaOW-ME - that's gotta hurt
Microsoft's strategy is to make Store apps popular. Good luck with that
You keep the call centres, Hamish, we'll take the banks
Everyone loves those Things, just not on each others' terms