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Thought tab sales were in the toilet this year? Hah! Wait for next

Global market forecast to decline 3.5 per cent to 185 million
Paul Kunert, 28 Nov 16:42

Google Chrome on Windows 'completely unusable', gripe users

Recent versions of browser attract performance, stability complaints
Tim Anderson, 28 Nov 15:34

VMware secures trademark for something cloudy and secure

What is 'VMware SWITCH'? And is it linked to Virtzilla's looming investor call?
Simon Sharwood, 28 Nov 00:06

HP's converged storage 'growth engine' stalls

Annual compare shows fall
Chris Mellor, 27 Nov 17:02

A WHOPPING 8 million Windows Server 2003 systems still out there

Refresh activity to be XP-like, biz still pondering next move
Paul Kunert, 27 Nov 16:31

Software firms are over-valued, says Huawei

It’s only code, you greedy chunters
Andrew Orlowski, 27 Nov 15:27

Forget the accountancy scandal, our biz is back: Tech Data

If companies operate as intended then sales growth should be a given, and with its accountancy scandal pretty much behind it Tech Data reported business as usual for the fiscal third quarter that ended last month.
The BlackBerry Z10

BlackBerry's turnaround relies on a secret weapon: Its own network

Analysis Last year we invited you, as a thought experiment, to value BlackBerry as an oddball cluster of startups – and now it seems the company has taken our advice to heart. It forms the heart of its strategy: the once tightly coupled divisions are free to compete – even if it means taking business off each other.

Euro Parliament VOTES to BREAK UP GOOGLE. Er, OK then

It CANNA do it, captain.They DON'T have the POWER!

Stop selling spyware to despotic regimes, beg MEPs

... we've enough trouble with Regin as it is
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Forget Hillary, HP's ex CARLY FIORINA 'wants to be next US Prez'

Carly Fiorina – the former HP chief executive who presided over the firm's $24.2bn merger with Compaq – is mulling a run for the US presidency in 2016, Washington insiders claim.
HP CEO Meg Whitman

Wasn't it all supposed to be so different by now, Meg?

Showering partners with love, making changes to the exec line-up, upping R&D and other tweaks made by CEO Meg Whitman were supposed to get HP's business firing on all cylinders, but after year three of the turnaround plan, they've yet to do so.

Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland

Cuckoo clocks and cheese no match for iThings
Jasper Hamill, 26 Nov 14:02

Fat upstart Nimble embiggens revenues by 77% in ONE quarter

Even their losses are levelling off. You listening, NetApp?
Chris Mellor, 26 Nov 13:38

Can't flog software for love nor money? UK mega-reseller Softcat probably ate your lunch

UK firm hits £500m sales milestone
Paul Kunert, 26 Nov 12:16

Universal Credit CRISIS: Up to £200m in IT spend WASTED – NAO

Get ready for a write-off, say auditors
Kat Hall, 26 Nov 11:16

As-a-service upstarts will KILL OFF THE CORPORATES?

Worstall on Wednesday Um, NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
Tim Worstall, 26 Nov 09:04

Why did it take antivirus giants YEARS to drill into super-scary Regin? Symantec responds...

FYI this isn't just going to target Windows, Linux and OS X fans
Iain Thomson, 26 Nov 06:21

IDC: iPad sales CRASH incoming ... Win 8 killing 2-in-1 typoslabs

Death of the PC? Death of the touch screen revolution more like it
Simon Sharwood, 26 Nov 01:02

HP biz split latest: 'I'm excited!' says CEO as investors exchange nervous looks

PC, printers still doing OK – but don't ask about the rest
Neil McAllister, 26 Nov 00:14

KCOM Group results hit by Phones4U woes

But flaky PSN demand and slowing carrier biz didn't help
Paul Kunert, 25 Nov 18:24

Soz Europe: IBM to delay System X Lenovo switchover for a month

Big Blue moves to avoid potential calamity
Paul Kunert, 25 Nov 16:33

C'mon, Brocade: QLogic's left the Fibre Channel game. Flat revenues again?

Analysis Plus: Is storage firm REALLY shopping itself...
Chris Mellor, 25 Nov 16:02

Lenovo: We'll say HELLO MOTO to profits in 18 months

Make ex-Google mobe firm a success
Simon Rockman, 25 Nov 15:25

Don't fret: Flash array fiddler Violin sees revenue rise, losses dip

CEO DeNuccio: Concerto will have their ears
Chris Mellor, 25 Nov 15:04

Phoenix IT Group CEO: Turnarounds don't happen overnight

Turnover slips ... but hey, revenue is vanity. Profit's up
Paul Kunert, 25 Nov 13:18

Former Systemax execs charged over $9m fraud, tax evasion

The Feds have now charged ex-Systemax senior exec Gilbert Fiorentino, following on from his brother and former colleague Carl, with allegedly perpetrating fraud to the tune of millions of dollars as well as evading tax.

Windows Phone will snatch biz No 2 spot from Android – analyst

Android for business is under threat from Microsoft, claims CCS Insight. The Chocolate company’s mobile OS will fall out of favour as the top alternative to Apple, says VP of Enterprise research Nick McQuire.
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We're not, er, 'cut-throat' capitalists – VC formerly known as ISIS

Not wanting to be confused with the vicious band of Middle Eastern warmongerers, ISIS Equity Partners has killed off its old brand, and is now answering the phones as Living Bridge.
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Computacenter UK boss Muller: Happy New Year, folks... I'm off

Six potential candidates are in the running to replace Computacenter’s outgoing UK managing director Neil Muller, who has resigned but remains on board until the end of January.

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Tandberg and Sphere3D deals offer hope after 18 bad ones
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No, silly... he was the fall guy for years of Finnish folly
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Frodo and the Ring
Microsoft's strategy is to make Store apps popular. Good luck with that
Alistair Darling and Alex Salmond debate Scottish independence
You keep the call centres, Hamish, we'll take the banks
Internet of Things
Everyone loves those Things, just not on each others' terms