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Hacked and ashamed? C'mon, Brits – report that cybercrime

Gov.uk campaign: Consumer security led to '£670m losses'
John Leyden, 21 Oct 11:14

Most cloud apps flout EU data protection rules – study

Data Protection Directive not passed yet, though...
John Leyden, 21 Oct 08:58

VMware gives up on dual-persona smartphone concept

AirWatch has other ideas about the best way to deliver apps to your pocket
Simon Sharwood, 21 Oct 07:01

IBM storage revenues sink: 'We are disappointed,' says CEO

Time to put the storage biz up for sale?
Chris Mellor, 20 Oct 14:32

Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP

Abandon hope all ye homebuyers who enter
Jasper Hamill, 20 Oct 12:18

Violin: Don't weep for Tier 1 storage... it'll soon be flashtastic

Comment CEO: Scale-out hyper-converged systems? Pah!
Chris Mellor, 20 Oct 11:28
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Sophos to offshore American support operations

Exclusive Sophos plans to offshore support operations from the US to Canada and the Philippines as part of a wide-ranging restructuring of its support operations.
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SDI Wars: EMC must FORGET ARRAYS, adapt or disappear

Sysadmin blog Register storage supremo Chris Mellor has recently been reporting on EMC's slow descent into corporate depression due to a combination of activist investors and recalcitrant internecine political strife.

US government fines Intel's Wind River over crypto exports

New emphasis on encryption as a weapon?
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Let the SAN shine: Supermicro inks EVO: RAIL deal with Nexenta

Tarkan Maner's Nexenta has snagged another server vendor to use its software for file access to VMware's EVO: RAIL.

Hey small biz: You know what you need? A tape library – Overland

Overland has got itself a new NEO tape library (cue jokes about the Matrix Reloaded) called the NEOxl, and it's packed a huge amount of capacity inside it.

Bad news, fandroids: He who controls the IPC tool, controls the DROID

Researchers discover Binder blinder
John Leyden, 16 Oct 17:34

AMD pays new CEO $150K LESS than her male predecessor

Not only Nadella that's nuts
Paul Kunert, 16 Oct 16:57

Huawei and Accenture pucker up for enterprise love-in

It's all about the cloud, people –cloud, cloud, cloud
Paul Kunert, 16 Oct 16:02

Deckchairs shifted aboard tech liner HP's services biz

Time for that fiscal New Year rejig
Paul Kunert, 16 Oct 15:02

HP slips on Scality's RING, plans to flog it with ProLiant servers

Analysis New logo, new reseller
Chris Mellor, 16 Oct 12:37

Cyber-punch-drunk eBay slashes revenue forecasts

Chief beanie on 2014: 'series of unanticipated setbacks'
Paul Kunert, 16 Oct 11:01

Citrix: Wearables allow conference calls 'while rocking a baby to sleep'

Hands up who still wants Android Wear? Not so many of you now, eh?
Simon Sharwood, 16 Oct 07:36

NO DEAL: HP/EMC merger talks are off

HP walks away after 'fruitless negotiations' stalled on price
Simon Sharwood, 16 Oct 02:01

Speaking in Tech: Hey Satya. Have YOU relied on karma in YOUR career?

Podcast Meanwhile, 'control freak' flight attendants try to wreck Kindle usage
Team Register, 15 Oct 17:23

Is HP riding the EVO: RAILs to oblivion?

Comment Adopts potential StoreVirtual killer, but needs to find it a market postion
Chris Mellor, 15 Oct 14:20

EMC reshuffles deck, reveals Core Technology SUPER DIVISION

Soz, investors, it will NOT be spinning off VMware
Chris Mellor, 15 Oct 14:09

Logicalis: World Cup and IBM kit drop-off hit us hard in H1

Services, Westcon help to rescue Datatec... sort of
Paul Kunert, 15 Oct 12:16

Chipzilla of the mobile world Qualcomm wants to slurp Brit vendor CSR... for £1.6bn

Variables of wearables now bearable?
Team Register, 15 Oct 11:28

It's a TAB-tastrophe – 83 million fewer units to ship in 2014

But full steam ahead ... if your name is Google
Paul Kunert, 15 Oct 10:38
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Nadella's Karmagate howler was response to MICROSOFT BOARD DIRECTOR – report

Satya Nadalla’s Karmagate will spark an examination at the highest levels within Microsoft of women’s pay and its corporate culture.
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CMS Distribution bags industry big hitter for sales assault

CMS Distribution has pulled in tech vendor veteran Andy Bass to run its sales and marketing function and help plot the course to more than double the business over the next half a decade.

Nimbus Data sues over unpaid bill: 'Kit didn't work', says customer

Flash array firm Nimbus Data is suing a customer, insurance telemetry firm Modus LLC, because it did not complete payments for an E-Class array flash array it ordered from Nimbus.
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Oracle hires former SAP exec for cloudy push

Oracle has bagged itself a global head to manage the cloudy portfolio just a week after chief techie and erstwhile CEO Larry Ellison talked up the bets the company is placing behind the as-a-service model.

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Trevor Pott

Can the storage giant overcome a lack of necessary leadership?

Chris Mellor

Why overlapping kit from a merger equals a disaster in waiting
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Gavin Clarke

The executioner turns gambler as HP's PCs are set to go
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No, silly... he was the fall guy for years of Finnish folly
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Frodo and the Ring
Microsoft's strategy is to make Store apps popular. Good luck with that
Alistair Darling and Alex Salmond debate Scottish independence
You keep the call centres, Hamish, we'll take the banks
Internet of Things
Everyone loves those Things, just not on each others' terms