Don't worry, though ... it's probably (mostly) harmless
Borg begins striking off its golden hardware handcuffs
Brit buyers still not falling for Windows' charms
Revenues rally but only if you don't look closely
Profits are down at CommVault but it's still beating Wall St
Sales FINALLY on rise for reseller... by 1.4%
Vendor schemes that put users on a pedestal are sprouting like never before. But what's in it for those who win these laurels?
Cisco has published an interesting white paper in which it appears to suggest network virtualisation can produce unpleasant and productivity-crimping consequences.
Leaking sprinklers, overheated thermostats and picked locks all online
Office 365 monitoring and virtual machine visualiser among 40-plus tweaks
Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) has introduced the USA FREEDOM Act to the US Senate and claims, that, if passed, the legislation will severely curtail the amount of mass surveillance that can be carried out by the NSA and others – provided you're a citizen of the land of the free.
UK business continuity specialist Neverfail has been acquired by US-based Artisan Infrastructure in a quiet and unannounced deal.
Integrators to cling together as top line stagnates, bottom line falls
Fears of cuts when shared services gig moves to Steria
Just slapping a patched OpenSSL on a machine ain't going to cut it, we're told
How many contracts has your cloudy biz won again? Hello?
Vendors just don't care, says researcher, after finding basic boo-boos in security software
Fix coming for bug that makes Kerberos croak when you run two domain controllers
In the tech sector, anyway...
Comment Bezos behemoth is tottering at the top
Reaches deal over eponymous software spat
Analysis We're profitable and we'll stay profitable - sales veep
Sync and social sharing drawn onto simplified but undated roadmap
Analysis Just as Jeff Bezos did to books and CDs, Amazon's rivals are now doing to it
Chip fab firm wanted IBM's brains but thought its facilities had 'little or no value' – report
Only way is up for storage adapter supplier
IBM wants to make its newly acquired SoftLayer cloud a destination for high-performance computing workloads – so it has rolled out a high-end connectivity option unavailable in other large clouds.
+Analysis Microsoft has cracked open its annual and Q4 results, the first end of year numbers it has spat out under brevity-challenged chief executive Satya Nadella.
EMC sold a record $5.9bn of products and services in its second 2014 quarter, representing a stately five per cent year-on-year increase in sales - and a $400m boost over the first quarter of this year.
Microsoft's ex-Nokia phones unit has produced the successor to the Lumia 520, its best-selling Windows Phone by miles, topping the charts in the UK's Crimbo sales.
Bezos behemoth is tottering at the top
Just as Jeff Bezos did to books and CDs, Amazon's rivals are now doing to it
Phone egg, meet desktop chicken - your mother
Elliott Management sinks its teeth into retiring godhead
Long-winded memo makes us miss Steve Ballmer
Route traffic? Made a load balancer? Oops
- 'Things' on the Internet-of-things have 25 vulnerabilities apiece
- Senate introduces USA FREEDOM Act to curb NSA spying excesses
- Only '3% of web servers in top corps' fully fixed after Heartbleed snafu
- Microsoft stands on shore as tablet-laden boat sails away
- Pleased to meet you. I'm Joe Bloggs, MVP, vExpert, Cisco Champ
Failure to crack next-gen semiconductors threatens to set back humanity
SMEs get lip service - what they need is dinner at the Club
Vorsprung durch grossendatatechnik, as we like to say in Germany
Big Blue exec tells El Reg what to keep an eye on
As good as it gets, for now
Is everything fatally borked? Not quite, say security godheads